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Superwhomerlockian, Trekkie, Broadway fan, Harry Potter nerd, and Batman enthusiast.
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vanconcastiel:

That’s enough America. No more guns for you. Someone died because they thought it was a good idea that their nine year old daughter learn how to fire an Uzi.

From now on the most dangerous thing you’re allowed to carry is a pool noodle.

(✿◠‿◠)

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

bennybooboobatch:

yzma:

why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

agentofass:

captainamericaisavirgin:

do you think the russo borthers hate joss whedon? they are so careful with steve’s character development  and then joss whedon is just like “haha he’s old” and then jerks it to tony stark

To the little guy.

Blue Ivy doing the ***Flawless Dance @ The VMAS 2014.

  #Jay Z looks so startled in that first gif like 'holy shit did Blue do that?'  
an-american-anglophile:

linnealurks:

doctorwho247:

10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler!

can I passively aggressively point out the way the shot is set up to make both of them equal including cancelling out the height difference and you really couldn’t tell who was meant to be the main character by looking at this photo? (Because of course they’re both the main character and of equal importance rose tyler Ninth doctor (via pygmy-of-triviality)

Ah, back when things were sane.

an-american-anglophile:

linnealurks:

doctorwho247:

10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler!

can I passively aggressively point out the way the shot is set up to make both of them equal including cancelling out the height difference and you really couldn’t tell who was meant to be the main character by looking at this photo? (Because of course they’re both the main character and of equal importance rose tyler Ninth doctor (via pygmy-of-triviality)

Ah, back when things were sane.

optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

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would you?

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.